Score: 3

"...Whyyyyyyy......"

submission: Sonic in Search for Love

date: November 16, 2009

I never thought I'd find horrible sex fan fiction here on Newgrounds. Be honest, you found this story somewhere didn't you, and decided to animate? Well thanks aplenty for scarring my mind even further by bringing this horrific black hole of torment to my attention.
The sheer amounts of unholy NSFW content did provide some laughs out of irony. The doodles matched the quality of the script precisely. From how you laughed during one point of the narrative I'm glad at least you got some fun out of it.
No question this horrid cesspool of 'shipping would make for a treasure, though not one anyone should EVER EVER EVEEEER SEE IN THEIR LIFE FOR THE SOLE SANCTITY OF THEIR INNOCENCE AND SANITY. With that in mind, if you're still doing flash these days, make sure the crap fiction you animate is stupid for grammatical errors instead of gratuitous and depraved imagery. I beg of you, NO MORE :((((((.

Score: 10

"Plain Awesome, with Intrigue!"

submission: LotSS Episode 1: Part 2

date: August 3, 2009

I saw the first part and was already impressed by your work, and this 2nd part affirms that impression. Again the smoothness and overall professional look and length shows just how committed you were to not only making this flash but making it RIGHT. Plus the story has grabbed my interest; can't wait to see what the next episode brings!

Score: 10

"Very Neat"

submission: LotSS Episode 1: Part 1

date: August 3, 2009

I really liked the intro; it struck me like the kind you'd find in a nifty RPG. I can clearly see that you put much time and effort into making this considering the length and smoothness of everything. And it's only one half of it! (I assume...)

Score: 10

"Heart-Rending..."

submission: FaceDown

date: July 31, 2009

This was an amazing flash! You really played out the words of that song perfectly; I couldn't look away from the story that was unfolding. Kinda emotional too. What's the song by the way? It rocks.

Score: 10

"Hahaha,"

submission: Ness' Adventure Part 2

date: July 25, 2009

Funny stuff. By the way, how come Chen was in one of the portraits? Touhou much I presume??

Score: 10

"Oi, That's The Stuff!"

submission: FRED - Animated Series

date: June 14, 2009

Despite the shortness of it all this was still a nicely drawn and amusing flash. Also, using Metal Slug 3 credit music is EPIC WIN!! Hearing that just made my day; thanks a bunch! And yeah, who's Fred again?

Score: 8

"D**n you..."

submission: Raptor Burgers

date: June 11, 2009

You revive one of the Earth's most intelligent hunters solely to be slaughtered for human consumption. How dare you!

...Blatant cruelty to raptors aside, the animation and overall look was very nice, and the music set it all to a very good beat. I would've given you a better score, but my respect toward raptors in general prevents me from doing such a thing.

Again, the somewhat low score isn't resultant of any artistic lacking. All I'm saying is that when this not-to-distant future does come I hope one of them gnaws the legs from under you before you have time to raise that bat to a killing height.

Congrats again on your submission, and good luck with future flashes :)

Score: 10

"Wow..."

submission: Wanted To Be A Ghost

date: May 17, 2009

Harsh, man; real harsh... Still, a very good, practical lesson. Excellent designing and music and etc, but that ending is what really gets me. I just can't stop feeling sorry... Ah well. That's life :P

Score: 10

"Blech..."

submission: Twilight: The Broodening

date: March 23, 2009

Those first few minutes of exposition made me want to induce vomiting; sweet lord that set-up was utter crap! Luckily you came along and made fun of all the horrendous logic behind this unbearable mess. Thanks a bunch, mate; you've done the world a huge service :D

Score: 9

"Pretty accurate, really."

submission: Newgrounds in a Nutshell!

date: February 18, 2009

Made me lol for the most part; content over quality. Oh and I docked a point for that Doki and Nabi bit. Yeah, somewhat funny, but I'm still obligated to say "F*** you." Other than that, you captured Newgrounds nicely.